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Posted on 07-11-08 11:05 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st  woman
: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd  woman
: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st  woman
: I froze to death.
2nd  woman
: How horrible!

1st  woman
: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd  woman
: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st  woman
: So, what happened?

2nd  woman
: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.


1st  woman
: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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Posted on 07-11-08 11:16 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Ha ha ha ah!

 Good stuff, BC. Hope you are well.






 
Posted on 07-11-08 1:04 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hehe thanks for the laugh.

 Two guys were strolling down the street when one guy exclaimed,
"how sad - a dead bird."
The other man looked up and said, "where?"

Sylvia n Wanda ko buda jasto chan 


 
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A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn`t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.

A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.

She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he`s only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off.
 
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