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BathroomCoffee
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Posted on 07-11-08 11:05
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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman : Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman : I froze to death. 2nd woman : How horrible!
1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman : So, what happened?
2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman : Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. ...............................................................................
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Captain Haddock
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Posted on 07-11-08 11:16
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Ha ha ha ah! Good stuff, BC. Hope you are well.
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Kinaara
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Posted on 07-11-08 1:04
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Hehe thanks for the laugh.
Two guys were strolling down the street when one guy exclaimed, "how sad - a dead bird." The other man looked up and said, "where?"
Sylvia n Wanda ko buda jasto chan
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OcRam
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Posted on 07-11-08 1:24
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A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he
couldn`t tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had
discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made. She
said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he`s
only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly
walk, and the second time he fell off.
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ctal
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Posted on 07-11-08 2:01
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