Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and Iâ€™ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: Thereâ€™s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly wonâ€™t be there this time.
Patron: No, itâ€™s still there.
Waiter: Maybe itâ€™s the way youâ€™re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe itâ€™s a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. Iâ€™m running late now.
Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasnâ€™t ready yet.
Patron: Well, Iâ€™m so hungry now, Iâ€™ll eat anything.
Patron: Waiter! Thereâ€™s a gnat in my soup!
Soup of the Day â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦. $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day â€¦â€¦â€¦. $2.50
Access to support â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦ $1.00