me and one of my frens couldn't stop laughing when we got this forward mail...so just wanted to share this with you guys...

Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...

1) Nahi.................

2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande soch hain tumhare.......

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....

5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...

6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....

7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....

10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??

11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!

13) Sorry

14) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L……………………………"

15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"

16) "Yes .. I too like you … "

17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..

18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)

20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???
Girl: saat janam


21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)

22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…

23) Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

24) I don't think abt all this before marriage.

25) Keep loving I don't care.

26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…

27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
Ha ha ha ha….

28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi

29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi

30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi

31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge

32) Knyo, Tina ne "No" bola?

33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?

34) Kitne time ke liye -???

35) Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

36) Thanks. I love you, too.

37) Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….

38) "What?"

39) "Let's just stay away from this"

40)

41) Main Tum hain Esa Type Key Lagti hon kya ?

44) "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"

45) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."

46) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.

47) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever

47) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot...

48) My mummy does not like your family..

49) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."

50) SLAP !!

51)hehe I didnt expect that from you....

52)nice joke ...

53)tu ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisl gaye.....

54)achha tum bhi.. meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai.............

55)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata paheli bari hai kya koyi baat nahi mein batati hun...

56) AB TAK KITTNI LADKI SE YEHI BOL CHUKE HO ? SOCHHA HAI KABI JAAO PEHELE JAA KE APNAA YE STYLE CHANGE KARKE AAO PHIR BAAD ME SOCH TI HU ( ......in low volume... tumara kya bananaa hai bharta ya papad ) .

No. 25) is the best !

you seem to have heard it all !!!!!!! don't know if that's a good thing or bad.

gud one

after I proposed her, she didn't say anything? I thought she would slap me and would be gone but she stayed there and was listening to me. I got very late answer and that was after a week, That was more than I thought and it's our anniversary today.

congrats phatte...

yappy anniversary

first time i proposed to a lady:

it was rainy sunday afternoon somewhere in TX. i used to go to a school. a very beautiful korean lady was one of my classmates. i had a crush on her... well more so with her body i should say. she was a bomb for a korean standard.

one day i was working with her in a lab, suddenly she looked at me and told me
"loote you are such a sweet person, how come you don't have a gf until now, how can a girl not fall in love with you?".

I looked at her b()()bs gave a second thought and then told her.."well, if you feel so about me, then let me tell you ...that....aww...(looked at her eyes and then at her assets)...my lips trembled but it could not stop me saying "your b()()bs are gorgeous, are they real??"

she stared at me partly in amusement and partly in bewilderment, then she said "loote, u want to feel them? then show me your libido, let me see how wild you can get"...

i was like "WHAT"????????????

next thing i remember, "i was in a bed with her"...

Hari saranam
loote

forgot to say..."it was lightening, when we made out"



Loote

HAPY ANIVERSARY

thing to tell a girl on a date that will shock her:


" u know it is so weird that dreams do come true sometimes...
we just met and here i am with you.. "

latoboy..
u r really not "lato"..
u r name sud be "bathoboy" how about that (O: