TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

1. Marriage are made in heaven, as are are thunder and lightning.
2. If you want your wife to pay attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
3. Marriage is grand; divorce is a 100 grand!
4. In the first year of marriage, he speaks and she listens. In the second year, she speaks and he listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, either the car is new or the wife is new.
6. In a marriage man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they can't decide which one.
7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, frugal, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
9. Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husband like toxic waste.
10. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.