Just got forwarded this mail by a friend. And I hope I have posted it in the humour section

Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells
her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm
that.


Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the
next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment overnight.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he
stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that
he still is there with them!

DO NOT READ the words, say aloud the COLOR of each word.

:(( colour blind all back n white ..........

that color one is so confusing

Fix you eyes on this then.

cool...but that got me all dizzy!!!

hmm...so that proves that men are liers??? :) :)

Mahisasur:

NICE ONE !! Keep 'em coming !!

mahisasur,
the forward sends a different message.
i.e. men r good frens only with men.they lie with women.right?

Jesus! Women read too much in to the stuff at times.

It is plain and simple guys. Men are better freinds. Period! However some of our species are shameless back stabbers creating falsified scenario.

But fear not ladies becasue we, the good men, far outnumber the reeking kind. :)

IndisGuise:)

hehehe.
afai mapai banney indisguise?

New Yorker :p

Secrete kholdim? Re kya! ;)

There seems to be confusion, especially with Nails and Newyorker. The joke may have given a false impression that men are liers, but let me clarify first.

I just got another email forwarded to me to confirm that all the guys were telling the truth after all. What happened was all the 11 guys were on an office party the night before and since most of them were drunk and it was already too late, they all stayed at the place of one friend. In the morning, when the wife phoned them, six of them (including the guy in question) had gone out to a pub to kill the hangover.

But anyways, this joke further supports the age-old saying that

(* drums roll*)

men are honest as well.

hello bibek dada /saroj dada

A man stays at room of his beautiful seceretary whole day. Just before returning home he said to his secretary "can you please rub some of the grass on my shoes so that it may look little green". She did it accordingly.

The husband returns home . Furious wife asks were was he whole day. The husband replies that he was having sex with his seceretary. The wife sees the touch of greeness in the shoe of the husband and says. "YOU LIER YOU WENT TO PLAY GOLF AGAIN WHOLE DAY ".

Moral of the story "the wife never trusts husband nomatter what he says".