Help me out here ladies.....

Oh fug sur, I would have said the same thing...who would wanna wake at 5.30am and go to work everyday and work ?ll your life for someone else...i cant...thats why im gonna do something on my own...:D

Everest to Matrix............ Everest to Matrix...............
Message Copied ...Loud and clear Over !!

HE HE HE

" I hate going to work everydayAND I WANT TO GET LAID everynight."
Thats not just funny, thats normal and basiclly thats what people wanna do :P dont star with me nowww re ke lol j/p

What you mean Everest to me?....you wanna bring Everest to me or what ?....yo limit le ni dikkai paryo, i better stop playing antakshari...hmmm

Kristy Alley is appearing on Operah tonite. According to her she lost 200 lb by having sex. Isn't that amazing ladies??? Lose weight and sex-- both at once. What else would you want?

Don't forget to watch Operah tonite.

Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand..........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft...........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target....................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her...................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying................................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real.................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left p***ed off...........816 cal


Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal

right... so that's the best way that there is to lose weight eh! :) Good chart rose.. :)

Matrixgal I have seen you complain about decency in sajha but now I see you writing about foreplay, gspot, orgasm. Maybe you should reconsider your definition of decency.

It was a code wireless people use !! he he
I dun think I have the strength of Heracles to move Everest anywhere ! he he
Playing a whaaa ? is it like Twister ? he he

I didnt write that its the data....big difference...it like reading health science. Unless you can talk about things in a diplomatic manner there is no harm about talking anything....

Don't ask what women want, ask what they DO NOT WANT... and the answer would be "Nothing". Yup!!! They do not want nothing, which means, they want everything... Where is my book on Logic... aaaaaaah!!!

It's like "Nothing" = not "anything"
so, not nothing = "everything"...!!!

Damn I am bitter today, where is my mouthwash, garrrrrrrrrgle...!!!
(They want everything else but me ;))

Fug sir its hard for me to understand you, stop your code wireless language...if i start doing that you will be thinking forever lol...

Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
LOL

rose,
I'm quite intrigued by one variable under quote With Diff Positions unquote viz:

Italian Hanger!

Understood all, but what on earth is an Italian hanger doing theret?? I mean, hello! The only hanger I know of is the type of those I have got in my cupboards - loads of them. If it were one of those in my cupboard, then I don't know how it all fits into the great scheme of things - if you get my drift. My head's having a dizzy spin, mind you! :) And this 'hanger' thing appears to burn your calories more on average than most of the others - the other mmmm (what's the word?) things! :)

Sand sowwy my moral simply doesnt allow me to explain such things in the public...I can simply share the facts and its you to find out the rest...:D Good Luck hehe..

Sand let me enlighten you:P

An Italian Hanger Is a sexual postion where a guy is on his knees while holding a womens thighs firmly in his hands, and thrusting vigorously downward in a pounding motion Kneeling on the bed or standing over bed, either way the womens back is being supported by the bed. The chicks Vagina is held in the air while the man pile drives her.

Tyo Bathroom ko Jhowl ra Creeptonight ko Assti Kaaasto Bhedaabhed.
Ajja pheeeri Samsum, chuupp chaap kyaaa ho ayyy gathey ?
taraaa Creeep ley chahi try ta diyaaa thyo(tyo he he he garera) taraaa Bathroom ko jhowl lei waastai garena khoi. Jaaawos ta pheriiii single single Ratna Park ma justo.

rose madam, was just pulling your leg.. no I don't need to find that out. You'll tell me one day! Re kya:)... now I am gonna miss the play thingy on BBC. So I had hurry. Here's one for you:

"Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow"

So farewell til morrow. G'Nite! :)

hey damodar if you want to fight you get on. Don't be commin over here and provoking others and don't try to spoil the environment of the thread!! We all are having fun so just leave it there!!