Welcome to the Dashain edition of the Cafe. Wishing everyone a happy Dasain and Tihar! Please click here for our last edition and links therein to previous editions. For a brief history and other trivia about this series, check out this edition. To find out more about the festival check out Wikipedia and Nepal Home Page As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration. If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale: - Thamel.com - Muncha.com Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play) Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site

Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe ) - SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai - Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai - Jack's bhagera soup - Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai - Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai - Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav - TL's kalejo fry - Audrey's chicken biryani - Danny's chicken damadam - Shrish's shiskavav - Capty's captani deer masu - Rythm's piro piro mo:mo - Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) - Juggy's Chakachak pork chop - Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup - Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili) - Avani's Bavani rakati - ImI's mutton curry - Athena's chewla - NPL2US's bheja fry - Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu - Amazing's parewa roast - Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela (If your item is not yet listed, please post it and it will be added)

Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent to me A Gallon of local rakhsi.	On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Two, online khasi, And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the third day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the fifth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the sixth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the seventh day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the eighth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the ninth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
	On the tenth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi. -----

Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock (if your name is missing from the list, apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)

Hello wonderful people............

TL, chiya diu?

Nepte, why r u so happy?

Hello Deep, IMI, AZ and rest of the gang...

Why does the menu mostly have masu ko parikars? Would it hurt to have a few more achaars and vegetable dishes?

Mokshya, because it's dashain ni..tihar ma it'll be all mithai..he he..welcome to the cafe..

Hi Cleo, I don't share my name with "Bina," but a synonym for lop and compassion..re kya! 

Hi Nepaali, I was wondering where you were. Oh my, a fellow Josephite! But I did my highschooling elsewhere. How are classes this semester? 

Sndy, Did you ever see the monkey at the monkey shop?

Deepji, ke ho yesto only taruni taruni chwanks allowed ki BBC's (budi budi chwanks) too? 

Haddock, the gallon of rakshi is for you kya ra.

Looteko menu item has negative calory, maiya haroo, if you want to lose weight go for it!

Camoflage, thanks for the titaura! Great rhyming for a spirited occasion.

Mokshya, how does timur haleko aloo achar sound to you?

Have a wonderful day, all!

Hello Everyone!!

Uff! It's so hard to follow this thread -- grows faster than Sonali ko -- Kapal.:D
So how can I add my Dashain Special in the menu? I have everything from khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela -- etc etc. :D

Lemony! How are you? Suga Color ko Kurta Surwal laayera where you going? MamaGhar? :D And who are those guys followin' you? Is that your network? You use Verizon Wireless? :) The way those guys are followin' you like a serial killer, I think it's about time you got an Insurance -- so why don't you switch to GAICO -- 15 minutes can save you 15% or more. :P

Sndy, thankyou for the "swagat". Lal-mohan for Tihar from my side hai ta??

Sitara Di, I would love that.. Mulako tyo bhujiya jasto achar pani chalcha. Tara kasaile maile bhaneko sunne bhaye po.

Uffo, Sitz jyu, yesto Dash hanni -- badan pe sitare lapete huwey? la la... I don't have insurance ke, mercy!!
How you? ;)



Mokshya, how you? Lalmon for Tihar? Jeees... Bhaitika garna ni bolaune bichar cha ki ke ho? grrr!! :D

Hey hey Kalanki, Oh definitely, badan pe sitara, aankh pe tirmirandosh! Where are you at these days? It's been a while hoina? Have you shaken off all those stalkers,yet or did you succumb to the stokholm syndrome? 

"Deepji, ke ho yesto only taruni taruni chwanks allowed ki BBC's (budi budi chwanks) too? "

Sitara ji (sounds like I am talking to an Akhil body at Tri-Chandra) -- preferably TTCs (taruni taruni chwanks ) if not NTNBSs (Na-Taruni Na-Budi Sundaris) will work as well. Testai paryo bhane dashain ko bela ho I can even consider BBCs -- ke garne?

foggy mornings

mist refreshing

envious the sun

shone again

ke garni garni?

 

 

 

Kalankisthan, lalmohan liyera Sndy ko ghar ma bhaili khelna jane bichar thiyo. Aafu bhane kya sapana dekhera basdai thiye, bich ma pwakka bhai-tika ko naam kina linu pareko ni?

Aba no more my hand-made lalmohan for you, ley ab goli kha

Mokshya, bhaili khelna aune? Huncha..and laalmohan sounds yummy..that's my favorite..

Sitara, u were in red house hoina? I still remember your pretty hair and your pretty face...btw, kun chai monkey ko kura gereko? Monkeys with blue and white uniform used to hang around hoina? LOL..

Sitz jyu,
Naah!! They shook me up instead. :)
They put me thru the test, swung me east and west, and now I have landed
in the vicinity of the place that brags about "Taxation without representation", a
land of depression, never ending traffic, impatient and rude drivers, and what not. :D

Mokshya! Uff! :P

Good morning all!

 

Dans!

Hows it going? malai ta kohi chahidaina.. how about you taking whats left after flips's done with her picking? idea? ;)

 

Npl2us,

Kina tyesto happy to the power of four ni? share share.

 

Sndy/TL/ Sitara,

I dont know about any monkeys in the monkey shop and donkeys in the donkey shop but there sure was a combo of the two in the titautra shop. remember the owner? ohhhh how i miss those twaaka tukka titauras, her- not so much :P Sitara, i was in the Prithivi Narayan house too!!! Sndy and TL, hajur haru kun?

Red - go to bed

Blue - polish my shoe

Yellow - dirty fellow

Green - toilet queen ;)

yaad cha? missssssss school!

 

Caps,

I dont quiet remember yesterdays side but I do know that it was the opposite of today ;) Hows it going? Great job with the intro and stuff!! Tussi hit ho jee.

 

Kalia,

Hum toh chale green kurtha mein mamaghar khaane ko aalu

Alu wallu kuch na mila

picche pada gaico ka frogish bhaalu 

it turned me into an uninsurable kaalu

sad sad story. tell me about you. Hows it going? LTNS. Heard you got married over the summer? Party ta payena but a round of coffee for all of us here hai. pls. ;)

 

Deep,

Local twat patan dhoka bata magayeko ho? I'll just have the chicken pls. Pheri tyo 'when girls drink' ko kura haru saachikai bhayo bhane barbad huncha. local twat ko satta ma green apple smirnoff bhaye chalenga. ;)

 

Mokshya honey,

Hows it going? long time no see. do drop in whenever you can. we have great coffee here.. i promise :) ani ya.. ma pani bhaili deusi khelna ani rasbari khane ni!!

 

Where are Flips, Avs, Loots, Cleo, Mavs and the gang?

.Hey Lemoney ..nice to see you "There".. sweetie..how have you been?Monkey hau monkey..Gurung Uncle was really cool..haray bichara kaha hola hai?

SNDY: chiya matrai? ali kati sukmel haldeu na hai.:-)

Cleo maharani: make sure you come to this end next time..no excuses!

Sitara: seems you didn't get to read my previous post for you.. girly..I almost jumped ten feet high to figure out this compassion and lop..lol.. can not wait to show you the pix at Godavari.. monkey shop ko kurai na gara..GK sangha  tuition padhayko guff  baki nai cha ni..

Hi to the rest..

 

Lemony, I was in Red..cool ni sabai bhanda..he he..

TL, adrakh pani haldiu? U went for tuition with Sitara? Ho?

Hey TL,

Nice to 'see' you too :D I've been ok. What about you? Busy with work hola. I dont know about Gurung uncle... but the titaura shop walla old lady is still there and still looks the same.. she actaully recognized me when I was there this summer! She still looks the excat same :O

Sndy,

Yea!! Red house rocks! and forever will! Are you guys talking about tuition with Ms. Ganga Karki? boy oh boy, you guys had some serious fun back in school rahecha. :)

Wow, so many new folks - good to see fresh faces

Nepaali!

Hi there. Been a very  long time. How are things and what's new on your end? You should visit more often.

Sitara -

Thanks for the raskshi. Even though I am a chronic tea-totaler , it's the thought that counts and I will greatly cherish the wishes behind the gift re kya .. ha ha (And I swear I wont re-gift it, if you don't want me to) Hope all is well with you

Mokhsya - Hello and welcome!

Kalankisthan - I am not sure I've said welcome before but good to see you here. I'll put up your menu items right after this.

Brig Ma'am - How goes?  Hey, you should take up Cleo's offer and visit her. Maybe the whole Cafe should give you company ... ha ha. Ding dong the bell rings, Cleo goes to answer the door, and she is greeted by a horde of Cafeites ...LOL!!! Poor her, the delicate little thing she is, she will be overwhelmed I am sure. ha ha  (Cleo, in jest of course, we'd never do such a thing)

NPL2US - Good to know you are so happy. But why? The suspense is unbearable

Shirish Dr Saab - LOL, I agree we are in need of one - any ideas? Should be form a committee and hold hearings on what the  formula should be. And then it can be ratified by an assembly of Cafeites ... ha ha

Loote - Whas goin on, my buddy ole pal? Hope you are well.

Flips/Avani/Lemony/Audrey/Cleo - Hi!

Camo - Sup leather rebel re kya! he he Hope all's well.

Juggy/NKC/Hi Dai - Happy Dasain to you guys. Hi Dai - Hope we don't have to wait till next Dasain to hear from you

Tamang Lady, Louley Lady - Yaaaawn ... dang, that thing is infectious!

Thapap/Maverick/Cerine/Parbatya/AZN/IMI - Hello and hope you are well,

Isolated Freak/Ashu - Hi to you fine folks!

Ryhtm - How's it going? Where are you? I found a short and heartening story the other day that I thought might bring some cheer to your spirits but have been waiting for you to show up to post it ... he he

Deep/Nepkanchi/Danny - Good day!

If I still missed anyone after this, my memory cells must be drying up, so please dont take it  personally re kya ... ha ha. And  have a great one!

BTW, it seems something changed on the server between last night and an hour ago. The tables are no longer wrapping the text inside them by default.

Lemony/TL -

Hi!

Uff Lemonade. Kyaa Bolti tu?
I got married and I don't even know about it? :O
How come I didn't get the invitation? जस्को बे उस्लाई देख्न नदे?

तुम तो ठहरे परदेशी, कफि क्या पिओगे?
बरु I will buy you Chicken Nuggets, जब तिमी यता अावोगे।

लेमन गयो मामाघर खानेको आलु
अालु सालु केही नमिला
पिछे पडा तालु
तालु बोला "वो माई गड, तिमी कस्तो स्याउसी"
"खेल्न अाउछु तिम्रो घराँ यसपालीको देउसी"
लेमन बोला "तालु मोरा कपाल छैन साईड हान्छ मलाई"
"घरमा जानु, Rogaine लाउनु, अनि आउनु कपाल पलाई"
रे मामा रे -- यत्तिकै अर्काको बे भो रे

LEmony, it surely rocks..he he..I didn't go to Ganga Karki..she used to teach us though..super cool hagi?

Capt. saab, let's do it sachai..it'll be fun..Cleo..what say?

Hi Kali..