Welcome to the Dashain edition of the Cafe. Wishing everyone a happy Dasain and Tihar! Please click here for our last edition and links therein to previous editions. For a brief history and other trivia about this series, check out this edition. To find out more about the festival check out Wikipedia and Nepal Home Page As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration. If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale: - Thamel.com - Muncha.com Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play) Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site

Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe ) - SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai - Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai - Jack's bhagera soup - Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai - Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai - Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav - TL's kalejo fry - Audrey's chicken biryani - Danny's chicken damadam - Shrish's shiskavav - Capty's captani deer masu - Rythm's piro piro mo:mo - Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) - Juggy's Chakachak pork chop - Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup - Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili) - Avani's Bavani rakati - ImI's mutton curry - Athena's chewla - NPL2US's bheja fry - Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu - Amazing's parewa roast - Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela (If your item is not yet listed, please post it and it will be added)

Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent to me A Gallon of local rakhsi.	On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Two, online khasi, And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the third day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the fifth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the sixth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the seventh day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the eighth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the ninth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
	On the tenth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi. -----

Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock (if your name is missing from the list, apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)

He eh danny, havent watched SRGM in ages. Not since I was in that neck of the woods. Talking about wings, I am getting hungry thinking of this now:


Hi Lovely Lady and FLips.

LOL Danny, that's a possibility actually..playing with my grandchildren and clicking on update button on Sajha..LOL that would be classic..and having same sets of friends..it'll be fun..seeing all of you when I am 60/ 70 would be great..hoina ??

GTR folks. See ya'll later.

See you tomorrow (hopefully) Capt. saab..

Jeez, yeah brig ma'am, almost forgot to comment about that. That's brig Ma'am there with the three grand kids and that old man there, the one shamelessly dancing with the young girls, that's Danny boy!

(in jest)

Off now.

Khoi?

loote bro haha...
nah the train didnt miss me! and well i think it will be runnin for joy(along the tracks) knowin, today i didnt miss it too but how will it know?so someone pls inform it!

anyways i think i better make my move too..good luck there :oD

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tl..haha if only that was true! thick skin ta cha..tara if only it was less sensitive..one thing i really hate is when someone tries to tickle me!just the thot of tryn already gets into my skin!gettn tickled is even worse! and about hipppos..well there was this time i went to the zoo..and well the warden quickly shooed me away from the hippos section.i was told me being there would have adverse effect re..since i will be mistaken by them for their kind..and they will go hartaal for their freedom esp seeing me free and able to roam around everywhere re and no one wanna see a hippo angry do they?

and notepad?maybe i need to do that too..as in write it down where i can see it!instead of just puttn it on my mind ..wat goes in my mind seems to get lost and forgotten hehe..good luck there!

ps i think it was unintentional..but 1st time u calln me bro hoina?is it the festive season subconciously gettn to u?u know bhai tika and wat it does to u?makes u rich!esp if u have rich and giving kinda bros but yeah learnt from experience and frens naggin :oS..have to stop calln/makin sisters..so dun mind me not "acknowledging" hai future ma herum...when the festive season is over

darn when will i learn to stop multi-task!!so much has already happened here?:o| hehe

capt...could have re?why not do it!!could have, should have yadda yadda..only reminds us of the regrets we carry due to our lack of action hoina?..and after hearing from u wat was the current scenario..i think i shud dream a bit bigger tho even that might be small compared to wat is attainable here..not just a first class ticket from sydney to boston..no!not even a first class return ticket!!i could get a trip around the world including expenditure(lavish spending) money!and not just me!im sure a few more could join me?do we have any "volunteers'?....

and darn if loote bro was to do the same scheme with ur name!!keching!!!poverty begone!!...i volunteer to be the "accountant" as in u all can send me the money for safekeeping!my maths might be really bad but how hard is it to count money?...

and not to get too hasty..but i guess each of us if possible can start "capt&loote" branch (gotta come up with a meaningful name!someone?anyone?) in the area we each are in?that will be our long distant goal?havin a branch in every country/state/city?;oP hehe darn it!World domination here we come!

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sndy haha..well it will be fun if that was to happen when we are 60/70..but then again i dunno how much "lectures" i might be gettn from my frens then when they say.."ajjai samma tyaha bhakwash garchas!tero bhakwash koiley sakina?" :oS....

went to watch sa re ga ma pa reruns?

capt..if the day comes when i can dance..i def will do it shamelessly but the chances of that ever coming true?zilch unless we got a 'doc' in the house who knows how to resuscitate dead legs!!!..

seems like everyone went for a meal or smthing..(the food talk and pics did make my stomach grumble :oS)
for now i better go find some notebooks to write down somethings :oD hehe

happy eatn!happy living!
eat well..live well!

He he Danny, I'll probably be here though..if I'm still alive..La gotta go hai ta..natra train miss hola.. Arko full time job garna..see you tomorrow hopefully

Loote, recipe ko area ta flip flop ko ho....
sndy: keti donkey lai nepali ma donkeyni bhancha

Danny ,my fav boy !  My my ....you been making your presence felt in here haven't ya? How u been? life been teasin huh? ha ha....

Cappy..what is? I really liked the "maula mere " video. Is it from a movie though?

Tamang Lady...where do you disappear to from time to time?

sndy...talking about your offsprings' offsprings already? Kina ni lau. One day at a time remember?

Loote..spreading cheer as always huh? Who are ya taking to the big Dashain party?hee hee...JPT.

To all others...tis the time to make merry and get in touch with loved ones who are away! Do it already wud ya?

Hey Audrey -

Yeah, it's from the movie Anwar (starring Manisha's brother if you care) which flopped big time at the box office from what I understand ... he he. Although the song did very well.

Time to make merry it is! Have fun and take care.

(Dang, one of these days I am going to sign my real name here)

Good nite all.

Here's Tere Bina from Guru

 

Good Night guys and gals.

 

yeah needed to let off some steam so here i am(procrastinating again!)

sndy..will see u around(hopefully not tomorrow! and no! its not u!its just me...hyaa..have managed to keep away from some sites today that really eats up my time, the procrastinator i am!..well so far!and hope it stays that way for a while *fingers crossed* hehe and yeah the next on the list will be this site :oS..so wish me good luck!might really need it!and more!:oD )
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oho look whos here? aud! yeah just became a bit aware of all those emotes and wat not, up there!darn!wat am i doin bhaney!san dai is makin it too easy to put in the emotes!!

life's a tease tease tease rain or shine!ohh ohh (wt!wat am i typing to?is that venga boys tune?)..life ohh life..(wt!desree now!haha ..darn these random tunes comin to my head :oS hehe) and i better not give any answer to ur question..dun wanna sound too whiny ;oP haha hopefully will be able to give a nice answer in a mths time..for now just say im submerged underwater and holdin my breath for as long as i can and will be doin that for a mth!darn is that gonna be possible?:o| well dun think it is possible that anyone will be able to pass some oxygen tank urghh..argggh!im blabbering again!haha

hope alls well with u!and i thot i heard a lil bird say the other time someone was writing?havent finished?not for the public? anyways u know we are waiting ..patiently! hehe..
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capt! it will be all good(esp for those who knows u in person ;oP) if u accidentally type ur real name!let the accident happen!dun fear lots of us will be here and never let u forget wat u typed!even after the "edit" haha..

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mavs and shirish!having nice dreams i hope!:oD
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oh nearly forgot the crux of wat i actually wanted to say /ask here ;oP...

Ever felt the urge to be helpful?
An inspiring moment came and you wanted to do smthing to help some other poor soul?
You wanted to do smthing with your own effort and not regarding monetary?
Well guess what?You've been heard! haha

If u feel ur helpful enuf and dun mind puttn in some effort and giving some time..yeah i really will need big help soon!:oD...its just a survey(a real yawn inducing one if u ask me!hehe..even im bored tryin to come up with the proper kinda questions for it :oS )...
but pls do let me know if u can/want to help...i might just feel a bit more comfy askn here ;oP..

u just have to download and install these 3 browsers(if u already dun have them), if possible, the latest version

1. Internet explorer
2. Mozilla firefox
3. Safari

and just test them out, by surfing a couple of sites on them, the ones u frequent (sajha will be prohibited!since i dun wanna a scenario where nearly everyone list the same site!;oP) and answering the questionnaire which will be related to ur browsing experience with each browser, and any difference etc..

darn i just felt like i did smthing productive for the 1st time!;oP

good day!:oD

danny(see capt it aint hard to sign off with ur "name"!;oP)

Danny...you did accept your pet name ...kicking ,screaming,diggin your heel in ..though you were eh?

.Good Morning folks!

Here's a Dashain song, inspired by SITARA

On the first day of Dashain, 
my true love sent to me 
A Gallon of local rakhsi. 

On the second day of Dashain, 
my true love sent to me 
Two, online khasi, 
And a gallon of local rakshi. 

On the third day of Dashain, 
my true love sent to me 
Three plates of choyella, 
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi. 

On the fourth day of Dashain, 
my true love sent to me 
Four packets of chiura, 
Three plates of choyella, 
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi. 

On the fifth day of Dashain, 
my true love sent to me 
Five chicken wings, 
Four packets of chiura, 
Three plates of choyella, 
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi. 

On the sixth day of Dashain, 
my true love sent to me 
Six onion rings, 
Five chicken wings, 
Four packets of chiura, 
Three plates of choyella, 
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi. 

On the seventh day of Dashain, 
my true love sent to me 
Seven imported drinks, 
Six onion rings, 
Five chicken wings, 
Four packets of chiura, 
Three plates of choyella, 
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi. 

On the eighth day of Dashain, 
my true love sent to me 
Eight tickets for rotey ping, 
Seven imported drinks, 
Six onion rings, 
Five chicken wings, 
Four packets of chiura, 
Three plates of choyella, 
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi. 

On the ninth day of Dashain, 
my true love sent to me 
Nine pictures of durgaa, 
Eight tickets for rotey ping, 
Seven imported drinks, 
Six onion rings, 
Five chicken wings, 
Four packets of chiura, 
Three plates of choyella, 
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi. 

On the tenth day of Dashain, 
my true love sent to me 
Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, 
Nine pictures of durgaa, 
Eight tickets for rotey ping, 
Seven imported drinks, 
Six onion rings, 
Five chicken wings, 
Four packets of chiura, 
Three plates of choyella, 
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi. 

Camo 

It sounded like "Ten Green Bottles ...." but enjoyed every line of it.

LOL Camo bhaijaa, that was funny..so it means your loved one sent your rakshi everyday? Kya batho raicha..

Audrey, if I had a way, I would be happy to have more offspring bhatabhat..LOL and they'll have their offsprings bhatabhat and I'll be a happy old woman..jpt..he he..(this is for Audrey's ears only hai)

Hey Danny, u add Sun ma Suhaga by your presence..there's no way u're not visiting our cafe hai..u don't know us..we haunt you with emails if you don't show up..so better be careful..about the survey, if it's easy, I'm ready r kya..he he..can I be the only one to browse Sajha though? Malai choot pau na hai?

Hellooooooo Sirish, k cha? U remind me of someone..he he..

Capt. saab, kahile kahi afnai naam sign gare ni kehi hunna..we'll act as if we didn't see ni..hunna? Try it once hai ta?

Hello to rest of the gang..

Lemony and Juggs, where r u guys?

Rythm, dherai nai busy bhayechau..

Nepte, r u coming up with another hilarious story? We're waiting hai ta..

Jack, dashain ma k gardai chau?

La again, rest of the gang..helllooooooooooooo

Hi dai, kata? Aba ta sachai maya marecha..

Ten Green bottle? ehe. Ramro cha la Camo, jhan it's like "Ten little indian" rhyme thiyo ni Agatha Christie ko novel ma. :D Murder mystery hune bho re kyaa.

danny, waah! waaah!! waaah!!!
:D

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang Camo!!! 10 gallons of local rakshi plus couple of imported? tyo sappai sakaayera sutyo vaney ta uthdaa tihaarai sakisakchha hola hagi?

SNDY बीजया दशमीको मंगलमय शुभकामना है त!! फलोस्स फुलोस्स, तर पाकेरचाइ नझरोस्स!!
Camo bro, बीजया दशमीको मंगलमय शुभकामना है त!! फलोस्स फुलोस्स, तर पाकेरचाइ नझरोस्स!!
Captain saab, (befor i forget) बीजया दशमीको मंगलमय शुभकामना है त!! फलोस्स फुलोस्स, तर पाकेरचाइ नझरोस्स!!
Danny boy, बीजया दशमीको मंगलमय शुभकामना है त!! फलोस्स फुलोस्स, तर पाकेरचाइ नझरोस्स!!
Audrey, बीजया दशमीको मंगलमय शुभकामना है त!! फलोस्स फुलोस्स, तर पाकेरचाइ नझरोस्स!!
Shirish, बीजया दशमीको मंगलमय शुभकामना है त!! फलोस्स फुलोस्स, तर पाकेरचाइ नझरोस्स!!
Mavs, बीजया दशमीको मंगलमय शुभकामना है त!! फलोस्स फुलोस्स, तर पाकेरचाइ नझरोस्स!!
TL dijju, बीजया दशमीको मंगलमय शुभकामना है त!! फलोस्स फुलोस्स, तर पाकेरचाइ नझरोस्स!!
Nails, lemon, Avani, Sitara, Flipty, बीजया दशमीको मंगलमय शुभकामना है त!! फलोस्स फुलोस्स, तर पाकेरचाइ नझरोस्स!!
Juggy, Thapap, loote, बीजया दशमीको मंगलमय शुभकामना है त!! फलोस्स फुलोस्स, तर पाकेरचाइ नझरोस्स!!
Rythm, धत फट्टाइ!! त्यस्तो नी गर्नु हुन्छ त? बीजया दशमीको मंगलमय शुभकामना है त!! फलोस्स फुलोस्स, तर पाकेरचाइ नझरोस्स!!

छुटेका जत्ती सबैले आफ्नो- आफ्नो नाम सम्झनु अनी बीजया दशमीको मंगलमय शुभकामना है त!!फलोस्स फुलोस्स, तर पाकेरचाइ नझरोस्स!!भनेर  सम्झनु!!

Later folks and folkies!!