The perfect man is gentle
never cruel or mean
he has a beautiful smile
and he keeps his face so clean

The perfect man loves children
and will raise them by your side
he will be a good father
and good husband to his bride

The perfect man loves cooking
cleaning and vaccuuming too
he'lldo anything to convey
his feelings of love to you

The perfect man is sweet
writing poetry from your name
he's a best friend to your mother
and kisses away your pain

He has never made you cry
or hurt you in any way......
OH SCREW THIS STUPID POEM............
THE PERFECT MAN IS GAY!!!!!!

Exactly, sometimes perfect men are gays.....and just being gay does not make them imperfect....I must confess am so smitten by a gay guy...just time and again he and his boyfren makes me realise " oh! wat a waste?".........This gay couple really brought back the passion I have lost long back in life.............. I just love them the way they are.....I just love to be with them...they are simply awesome...I just enjoy there company......

why women have 2 hands

y men have 2 hands...

Hey,
Life in spires...Did not study much of Biology but did study evloution a lot....well I guess men have too hands too.so u better answer WHY?....Anyways...why am I answering this question.....it is not addressed to me I guess....and yeah..don't play with double meanings...I know well how to deal with all kind of people out here....keep on writing.........
Good day!

i even found a short poem for the lil' guy in the pic....

When I was a little boy
Snuggled safe in bed
They said I should play with my soldiers
If I wanted to get ahead

I looked down at my soldiers
Generals and Majors and said
Sod the higher orders
(And I played with my privates instead!)

.

Instead of all this,, why don't u sit down and try your one hand on some pulp fiction... I can see that talent on u....First Nepali pulp fiction writer.....! Great! all the best......

lifeinspires,
hmm.. now i can understand (O:
have fun (O:

wow! now that makes me feel good. i am a perfect man yet not a gay! :P

i must be an exception hahahahahaha :P

LooTe

U r a confused mass of protoplasm HL, get rid of ur complex...watch FIGHT CLUB....I don't want u to be another Brad Pitt...u r the extreme case of Schizophrenia.....I tried to help u but u r not ready for it....May god bless u...

kilyo pitaraaaaaaaaaa,
thanks. but no thanks. i don't have complex. you seem to have one :P, trying to bump into somebody else's life which otherwise is serene and tranquil. let the river flow in its direction and pace. don't try to perturb its swiftness....:P

LooTe
PS. btw a psycho sees everone else the same, know what i am saying? :P

HL,
Time and again am telling u the same thing.....up to u.... embrace the real world....just try to generate some mapping function which maps this virtual world to real world..all functions may not be important but some functions are really fundamental for life...don't get lost in ur own identity.....
No comments...it is ur life ur wish......
And yeah everyone out there is absolutely normal......abnormally normal in better words!

hahahaha
you want me to pen down my resume here in sajha or what? mapping hahahaha...sorry but i am not up for it. you may be 'cleopatra' for real but i am loote and will be..for the rest of my life in sajha. why would i map the reality? i never said i am what i am not, i wouldn't be loote for that matter. let me be loote! got it!

LooTe

I said some functions are fundamentals .....please read it carefully... U r not used to of multitasking I guess..so focusss on ur work......don't do posting and work at the same time........take care......got to sleep now......

HI LOOOOTE.......!

Like someone had said:
There's a gay in everyone of us...thats why you play....with yourself!
and there's a lesbian in every women....thats why they have girlfriends!
yet there are heterosexuals comprising of same men and women.........

there's nothing wrong with this perfect man notion as long as some one goes ahead and describes a perfect woman...
and also a perfect gay....!

i dont come to sajha when i have work, unlike you. i come for a break and that's when i browse sajha and post stuffs which i want. why the hell you want me to do what u want? hello! i am not for your service...

go to sleep or cry, for all that i do NOT care a damn!

LooTe

PSST.........

If no one said these lines.......


he he he '.....let there be light............................the light of knowledge..!'




my fingers said so....

tyi bhanyaa......

santosh,
that is lifeinspires' definition, not mine hehe.... to me, a gay can be as perfect as a hetero...people have gone past the definition and misinterprested 'gayness' as if it's a crime to be a gay...

LooTe