AIDS
A woman is picked up in a bar by Dennis Rodman, the famous basketball player, known for the wildly changing color and style of his hair.
They liked each other and the woman went back with him to his hotel room. He removed his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she saw that on his right arm was a tattoo which said, "Reebok". She thought that was a bit odd and asked him about it. Rodman responded, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement."
A bit later, his pants came off and she saw "Puma" tattooed on hisleg. He gave the same explanation for the unusual tattoo.
Finally, his underwear came off and the woman screamed and ran to the corner of the room. "What s wrong?", asked Rodman. The woman remained quiet and just pointed at the tattoo on his penis which read "AIDS."
She said, "I m not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!" To that he replied, "It s cool baby, don t worry, in a minute, when it gets hard, it s going to say "ADIDAS".
